The 20 Best Discreet & Quiet Sex Toys for a Crowded House
We’re all for lending your hand a hand, so let’s explore the realm of strokers and masturbators. This rabbit vibrator thrusts and vibrates, offering clit and G-spot stimulation simultaneously. While the product description and reviews don’t say whether it’s quiet, it is waterproof so you can muffle out any sounds with running water…and moans.
It has six intensity levels and offers contactless clitoral stimulation using air suction technology, rather than the direct contact vibrations you get from a wand. This best-selling G-spot vibrator uses air technology to stimulate your clitoris via pulses and suction. At the same time, you can choose from 10 different rumbly vibration patterns to target the G-spot. What’s also unique about this toy is the post-orgasm ‘Afterglow’ setting that tapers your experience into a quiet finish.
Rabbit vibrators are the sex toy definition of great in theory, forgettable in practice. That’s because as nice as dual stimulation sounds, actually finding a toy that is sized in a way that it actually reaches enough inside you and your clit at the same time is not as easy as you’d think. And that’s not even getting into the fact that merely sticking a few inches of vibrator inside of you doesn’t necessarily give the stimulation you’d hope for. The We-Vibe Tango is “an upgrade to the standard bullet vibrator,” as Mashable culture reporter Anna Iovine puts it. Ditching the batteries allows this bullet vibe to achieve deep, rumbly vibrations, despite being small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. Unlike the typical rounded edge, the lipstick-slanted edge of this bullet vibe allows for more stimulating options — the vibe’s three speeds and five patterns also help in this department.
Plus, the soft silicone coating and ergonomic design meant it was comfortable to wield, with no hand cramp reported. The sloped tip scored extra points with our panel for its ability to stimulate the G-spot viberator, while the bunny ears are perfectly positioned to target the clitoris. The super-soft silicone also feels great against the skin, making it a pleasure to use and to hold.
The Gigi 2 is waterproof and USB rechargeable and has a run time of up to four hours. Bullet vibrators are generally smaller than rabbit vibrators or wands, which means they are often cheaper and easier to take with you and can be great sex toys for beginners. As always use plenty and lube and remember, bullet vibrators are only for external stimulation. If you are looking for internal stimulation , checkout our list of G-spot vibrators further down on this list. One of our favorite parts of having a body is exploring it, and even if you already know what you like, there’s always room to experiment.
The Motorbunny unit looks like a black keg cut in half, which is then placed on your floor. It has electrical outlets and a controller, all indicating that this is a powerful machine. For the ultimate grinding experience, get a heavy-duty, rideable vibrator like this one. There’s an assortment of attachments available, in addition to the two that are included with the base unit—so, contrary to its name, anyone can enjoy the Cowgirl, regardless of their gender or anatomy. It’s not the most convenient toy, what with being quite heavy and needing to plug into an outlet, but it’s one of the most luxurious grindable toys on the market.
German brand Fun Factory makes some of the best-engineered vibes on the market, which is why this rabbit is so damn good. Its ultra-powerful dual motors serve up deep, thrumming vibration to both the G-spot and the clit (or to the prostate and perineum, if used anally). The flexibility of its external arm allows it to move with you when you thrust the toy—and thrusting is a breeze with this vibe, because of its looped handle.
What’s more, you can use it vaginally, anally or to stimulate other areas like breasts. If you are ready to level up your anal play experience, the Unbound Shimmy is the way to go. At just over six inches long and one inch in diameter, the Shimmy is definitely a medium plug, but not so large that it’ll take forever to work up to its size. The handle attached to the plug’s wider end allows for easy insertion, whether you’re using it alone or with a partner.
It uses “WaveMotion technology” that allows the larger arm of the Ina Wave 2 to curl in the same way human fingers making a “come hither” gesture do. That finger-like motion stimulates the G-spot, while the external arm acts as a clitoral stimulator. “The Magic Wand is still our No. 1 seller. We carry other wands, but it’s still the best. It has a reputation like no other,” says Amrich. The $70 model has a classic design that provides powerful vibration and must be plugged in while in use, while the newer, rechargeable model is $150.